Are Democrats REALLY Pro-Choice?
I put this up on Daily Kos today:
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/08/29/1325315/-Are-Democrats-REALLY-Pro-Choice
| We’re only trying to regulate abortion. | We’re only trying to regulate vaping. |
| I was a virgin when I got married! | I quit smoking cold turkey! |
| I don’t support vaping, I support FREEDOM. | I don’t support abortion, I support CHOICE. |
| Poor people might be committing voter fraud! | Youth experimenting with e-cigs might be moving to smoking! |
| It’s worth keeping millions of citizens from casting their votes if it keeps ONE person from casting a fraudulent ballot! | It’s worth keeping millions of adults smoking instead of vaping flavors if it keeps ONE kid from starting ecigs then smoking! |
| Kids might think sex is OK. | Kids might think something that looks like smoking is OK. |
| Abortion encourages behavior that is sinful. | Vaping encourages behavior we don’t like to see. |
| You’re still an immoral s___. | You’re still an addict. |
| It undermines Christian morality. | It undermines everything we’ve worked for. |
| I don’t want my own tax money to pay for someone else’s birth control or abortions. | I don’t want my own taxes to go up, we need to keep the cigarette tax money coming in. |
| Those Evil Marxists are the ones behind condoms and sex education. | Those Evil Tobacco Companies are the ones behind vaping. |
| 380,000 smokers a year die from combustible cigarettes. | 5,000 Women a year used to die from back-alley abortions. |
| Pulmonary freedom is a health issue. | Reproductive freedom is a health issue. |
| They can do what they want in private, but I don’t want to see gays showing affection in public. | They can vape at home, but I don’t want to see something that looks like smoking in public. |
| They’re trying to undermine our way of life. | They’re trying to get around the smoking restrictions. |
| Gay affection is icky. | Vaping is icky. |
Gratitude. Grr! Attitude! 